Friends中英文劇本精华版Season3.doc

301 The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy Joey: Im tellin ya that girl totally winked at me. Phoebe: Oh my God, has she slept at all? Rachel: No, its been three nights in a row. Ross: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richards cigar butts out on the terrace, so. Joey: Morning, hey, you made pancakes? Chandler: Yeah, like theres any way I could ever do that. Chandler: Hey, you know what, heres a thought. Why dont you stay home from work today and just hang out with me. Janice: Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer. Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. Im such a grown up. Chandler: Im not yanking you. Joey: You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that youre not breaking up with her. No blinking. Chandler: Im not breaking up with her! Monica: God, look what I found in the drain. Monica: Its some of Richards hair! What do I do with this? Ross: Getting it away from me would be job one. Monica: Its weird, but you know what I dont wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him Monica: God, what is wrong with me. Ross: You need to get some sleep. Monica: I need to get some Richard. Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason. Monica: I know, I know. Im just so tired of-of missing him. Im tired of wondering why hasnt he called. Why hasnt he called! Phoebe: Maybe, because you told him not to. Joey: Their not breaking up. He didnt blink or anything. Rachel: Well, you know Im not surprised. I mean have you seen them together, theyre really cute. Joey: Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice? Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, shes annoying, but you know what shes-shes his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do? Joey: There you go! Thats the spirit Im looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right whos first? Huh? Ross? Ross: Well Im thinking that Chandlers our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we j