伍迪艾伦经典搞笑名言.docVIP

伍迪艾伦经典搞笑名言 以下是天才伍迪艾伦的25句中英搞笑名言..希望大家喜欢!.. woody allen quotes 　　1. harvard makes mistakes too, you know. kissinger taught there. 　　2. he was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an armenian. 　　3. as the poet said, only god can make a tree,’ probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. 　　4. i am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. 　　5. i am not afraid of death, i just dont want to be there when it happens. 　　6. i believe there is something out there watching us. unfortunately, its the government. 　　7. i dont have to ‘freed