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 Quips Quotes The following quotes are taken from Brian Kluth’s www.MAXIMUM collection of financial quips and quotes and the website. Topics include: Money Possessions Budgeting Contentment Credit Borrowing Human Prosperity Poverty Gambling God’s Lordship Ownership Generosity Tithing Eternal Rewards Funding the Great Commission Honesty Taxes Note: Humorous quips quotes appear in red. Money Possessions A Christian can never serve God AND Money, but they must learn to serve God WITH money. “A checkbook and financial statements are theological documents, they will tell you who and what you worship.” Brian Kluth (1955-), Pastor and Generosity Speaker-Author “Money talks. It says ‘good-bye’. If you doubt this, answer the question, ‘How much money did I make in the last 10 years?’ Then answer, ‘How much do I have left?” Also ask, “And how much do I have stored in heaven?” Brian Kluth (1955-), Pastor and Generosity Speaker-Author People go through 3 conversions: their head, their heart and their pocketbook. Unfortunately, not all at the same time. Martin Luther The most expensive vehicle to operate, per mile, is the shopping cart. If we belong to Christ, its logical that everything we have truly belongs to Him. Your use of money shows what you think of God. The world asks: What does a man own? God asks, “How does he use what he’s been given?” A “bargain” is something you cant use at a price you cant resist. A Christian is one who does not have to consult his bank book to see how wealthy he really is. Money can buy a house, but not a home. Money can buy a bed, but not sleep Money can buy a wedding ring, but not love. Money can buy a clock, but not time. Money can buy an education, but not wisdom. Money can buy jewelry, but not beauty. Money can buy insurance, but not safety. Money can buy a crucifix, but not a Savior. A dad is a ma