用奶牛来解析经济模型.docVIP

这实际上是我们学校AP经济课上老师用的一个幻灯，网上也有，不过不全，我修改了下翻译，补全了，发上来，对学习经济和政治很有用。蛮幽默的。。。 ? Economic Models explained with cows 用奶牛来解释经济模型SOCIALISM 社会主义You have 2 cows. 你有两头奶牛You give one to your neighbour.你把其中一头给你的邻居 COMMUNISM 共产主义You have 2 cows. 你有两头奶牛The State takes both and gives you some milk. 政府全部拿走，然后给你牛奶FASCISM 法西斯主义You have 2 cows. 你有两头奶牛The State takes both and sells you some milk. 政府全部拿走，然后将牛奶卖给你NAZISM 纳粹主义You have 2 cows. 你有两头奶牛The State takes both and shoots you.政府全部拿走，再杀掉你 BUREAUCRATISM 官僚主义You have 2 cows. 你有两头奶牛The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...政府全部拿走，杀死其中一个，用另外一个挤奶，然后将牛奶倒掉。 TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM 传统资本主义You have two cows. 你有两头奶牛You sell one and buy a bull. 你卖掉其中一头，再买头公牛。Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. 它们会生小牛，这样经济就发展了You sell them and retire on the income.最后，你可以卖掉它们，赚够钱退休。 SURREALISM 超现实主义You have two giraffes. 你有两头长颈鹿The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. 政府要求你去参加口琴培训。THE ANDERSEN MODEL 安德森模型You have two cows. 你有两头奶牛You shred them. 你把他们都切碎 AN AMERICAN CORPORATION 美国公司You have two cows. 你有两头奶牛You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. 卖掉其中一头，迫使另一头达到4倍的产奶量。Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead. 随后，你请个顾问分析奶牛为什么会死。A FRENCH CORPORATION 法国公司You have two cows. 你有两头奶牛You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.你进行罢工，暴动，阻塞道路，因为政府欠你第3头牛。 A JAPANESE CORPORATION 日本公司You have two cows. 你有两头奶牛You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. 你重新进行设计，让你的牛只有原来1/10大小，却能生产出20倍的牛奶You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and marketit worldwide. 接着创造出一个卡通奶牛形象，售往世界各地A GERMAN CORPORATION 德国公司You have two cows. 你有两头奶牛You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. 进行工程优化以后，奶牛拥有100岁的寿命，每个月才吃一次草，并自动产奶。AN ITALIAN CORPORATION 意大利公司You have two cows, but you don