昭君出塞英语剧本第2稿.docxVIP

?Zhaojun Outside the Frontier 昭君出塞 剧本：秦艺文 注：上台先自我介绍每个人的身份。或者身上佩戴着牌子，以便观众辨认。 演员表：昭君：武高翔 皇帝：黄一苇 大臣： 刘诗阳 使者：周佳玲 (穿正装) 旁白：ting 侍卫1：万琳 美女 ：Jency 刺客1：秦艺文（我们还需要一个刺客和一个侍卫，单于和hello kitty ，太监。 初步希望bush客串单于，sky客串侍卫2，蔡安康客串hellokitty，曹正聪客串刺客2。太监未定。。。。） ?Zhaojun Outside the Frontier 昭君出塞 Action： ?第一幕： (voice over):A you Know the story of zhaojun. But, have you ever doubt about the truth of this story? When the year of fifty-four BC. The chief of xiongnu in ancient China called huhanxie was beaten by his brother. So, he decided to move southward outside Great Wall to build the friendship with the western Han Dynasty. He asked emissaries go to the court in Changan three times and hoped make peace by marriage. 旁白：话说公元前54年，匈奴呼韩邪单于被他哥哥郅支单于打败，南迁至长城外的光禄塞下，同西汉结好， ??? 曾三次进长安入朝，并向汉元帝请求和亲。 （皇上，大臣，太监上）(emperor, minister and eunuch) 大臣：陛下，那个匈奴的使者又来了，正在大殿外求见呢。(My majesty, that emissary of xiongnu comes again and he is waiting outside the palace ) 皇帝：我靠，土包子又来啦。不见不见。(Really? That bumpkin comes again? My God ,I don’t want to see him. Get out!) 大臣：陛下，臣知道您内心很纠结，淡定，淡定。。。but，为了大汉的繁荣昌盛，为了偶们美好的未来，为了可持续发展，为了GDP的持续增长，为了建立和谐社会。。。陛下，您还是召见吧。。。（动作要尽可能夸张，语速要放慢，有激情）(Dear sir , I know you are intertwined with this ugly fatty . Calm down . But, in order of the glory of Han Dynasty ,in order of our beautiful future and the sustainable development, in order of the improvement of GDP and the establishment of harmonious society .Dear sir ,I think you must call in him.) 皇帝：得得，I 服了U。。召见吧。。（理理头发，或是很夸张的整理下衣服）(Ok, ok. I follow you! Call in the ugly fatty !) 太监：宣使者上殿。（要尖声尖气的）(Bring the emissary come here ) 使者上 使者:噢lady gaga.小人见过陛下.(单腿跪抱拳)(Oh, my lady gaga. My majesty)(开始放《poker face》) 皇帝:免礼,免礼.远方来的朋友.这次来有何贵干啊( Don’t be so polite ,dear friend from far away. What do you want to do this time.) 使者:为大汉的美女来的.(I come here for the beauty of Han Dynasty) 皇帝:大胆,放肆..(生气地)(I find you have audacity to ask for beauty! Chutzpah!) {众人齐喊:威武..用棍子捣地,发出声}(wei….wu…..) 皇帝:?这是皇宫不是百花楼.(生气地)(the p