每日三则趣味幽默英语笑话.doc

每日三则趣味幽默英语笑话 导语：紧张压抑的心情是时候看一下笑话开心一下了！ 　　笑话一 刚来的时候去麦当劳吃饭 没有餐巾 然后跟人说要paper。 那人过会给我拿来了张白纸 还问do you need a pen?(还要笔吗?) 我狂晕了半天 然后去厕所洗手的 注：paper是纸，餐巾纸应该是tissue 　　笑话二 One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first ‘ll permit him or her to go home earlier.” 一天，放学以后，老师对他的学生们说：“明天上午，如果你们当中的任何一个同学能回答我的第一个问题，我就准许他或她最先回家。” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed. 第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑板已被乱涂 He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” 他非常生气地问：“谁涂的? 请站起来。” “It’ s me，”said Bob， 鲍勃说：“先生，是我” “Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ” 　　笑话三 Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job. I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed. 第一次求职时，我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时，得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时，我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。 我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。 “现在我可以回家了，再见。 笑话三 Plenary Session of the 15th CPC Central Committee, two session of the five plenary meeting spirit, fully implement the Scientific Outlook on Development based XX youth career development planning in accordance with the 11th Five-Year , building a first-class team, with first-class team. First-class performance, the overall requirements of first-class image of the tree , focusing on human services, standardized management, work fine, first-class achievements , give full play to staff assistant, supervision and inspection, comprehensive coordination, service guarantee, focus on the global and group work of the Communist Youth League in the city Municipal Party Central work, and strive to improve the decision-making ability, comprehensive coordination ability, writing ability, supervision ability, logistics a