英语最幽默小故事〔适合初一和初二〕.pptVIP

【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上） A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefinger.” 【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上） A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefinger.” 【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上） Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat and give examples． Pupil（学生）:Cold contracts, heat expands．Thats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer． 【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上） Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat and give examples． Pupil（学生）:Cold contracts, heat expands．Thats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer． 【3】Twenty-eight Days Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it． Nick（ thinks a little and says）： They all have． 【3】Twenty-eight Days Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it． Nick（ thinks a little and says）： They all have． 【4】The pen Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please． Mary: why dont you want to write with your own pen? Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes． 【4】The pen 比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。 玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？ 比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。 Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please． Mary: why dont you want to write with your own pen? Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes． 【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄） Teacher: How old are you, Anne? Anne: Fifteen． Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old． Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen． 【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄） Teacher: How old are you, Anne? Anne: Fifteen． Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old． Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen．