八年级英语下册幽默小故事.pptVIP

* 【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上） A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefinger．” 老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说： “约翰，这是什么呀？” 约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。” 【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上） 老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说： “约翰，这是什么呀？” 约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。” A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefinger．” 【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上） Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat and give examples． Pupil（学生）:Cold contracts, heat expands．Thats why days are shorter in