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幽默技巧（国外英文资料） A beautiful young lady in a refused the word after the proposal of marriage, comfort, he said: but, my dear, you dont have to be too sad, I will always appreciate your good taste. There is a man explaining marriage: our marriage is office. She rummaging through my drawers and I rummaging through her drawers. In the United States Chinatown is added to a Chinese restaurant on the door, there is a sign that read: the desire to drink to forget the past, please pay, forget. President Theodore Roosevelt once said what happened to a man in politics. Bring a stick and speak quietly. Famous film star Marilyn Monroe was once the focus of the news media to report, this her detest said: those who attempt to show my private life is just the maximum exposure for their own inner world. Famous American congregational Christian missionaries Henry. B. beach in comments when people go to church for mass mentality, once quips: there are many people who take Sunday as they committed sin at ordinary times you can draw from a piece of sponge. In 1954, MAO zedong in chongqing during the negotiation, chongqing literary and arts celebrities invitation, he made a speech after the speech, MAO zedong was asked: if the talks fail, kuomintang all-out war, Mr MAO and no confidence victory over Chiang kai-shek? MAO zedong said: the kuomintang partys contradiction is representing the interests of the two different conflicts. As for me and Mr. Jiang, Mr. Jiangs words jiang is the general will head and grass, he is only a toothed burclover general. And he made a great laugh. So MAO...? Before he asked out, MAO zedong had said: my hair words not all hair. But a hand , means that it represents the interests of the most Chinese people of the communist party, to overcome represents the interests of the minority of the kuomintang, is simply a piece of cake. In a dinner party, a very fat body capitalists to Bernard shaw says with a smile, the world famous musician aye! Mr George Bernard shaw,