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An old lady walked into a clothes shop She asked the shop girl to let her have a look at a new dress . But the girl didnt say a word and she didnt move a little .The old lady asked the girl to herself, I am too old to see well. I dont know who is a model girl and who is a real girl .When she heard this ,the real girl shouted at the old lady ,What ?Did you call me a model one ?The old woman was very surprised. Oh , dear me. She said ,The model can speak .Then it must be a new kind of robot. 2. A preschooler asked his mother, Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say? The mother said, Just tell her that God is your father! The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, Who is your father? Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question. The teacher asked again, Who is your father? The child confessed, I used to think that Mr. Smith was my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I am the son of another person, and I cannot remember his name! 3. The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after the picture had been commenced, a?hitch（故障）?arose over the fee, and Hogarth found that he would have to complete the commission for about half the sum he expected. When the work was completed,? the?patron（赞助人，主顾）?was asked to come and inspect it. As a matter of fact, the picture was just one?daub（涂抹，涂料）?of brilliant red. “Whats this?” exclaimed the purchaser，“ I asked for the Red Sea, on the occasion of the celebrated passage.” “Thats it !”replied the Hogarth. “But, where are the Israelites?” “They are all gone over.” “Where are the Egyptians?” “Theyre all drowned.” 4. One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didnt write address and addressees name on the envelope. After the son comes back, the father asks him: You have thrown the letter into the mail box? Certainly.