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娱乐短信(国外英文资料) One Someone went to the laboratory and the nurse pointed to a card in front saying, no undergraduate is allowed.. Man: I was furious, alas a blood test, but also to the undergraduate diploma? Two Tang Zhongzong Li Xian was a very distinguished, itself is the emperor, the emperors father, brother is the emperor, the emperor is the emperor son, his nephew, awfuller is mother is the emperor, and later called him: Six flavour pill. Three You know what? I want to die without your text messages. Ive been hanging with the noodles, knock on the head with tofu, with coke poison, parachute jumping, cutting with chopsticks... I plucked up the courage to touch the switch yesterday, but blackout, alas, no success! You see how much I miss you! Four A student in the United States to take a drivers license, the road signs ahead to turn left, he is not very sure, asked the examiner: turn left? answer: right, and then hung up ~! Five Short message I generally do not give people in general, you usually dont get my messages, I generally give to me is not the general human hair information, and my hair is generally not the general information, if you receive a general message, the general is my hair, send you why is your position in my heart is not in general, so after receiving my message, generally do not like to look after the general information is deleted, you should treasure, in your lonely lonely time, open the mobile phone to take a look at this seemingly ordinary SMS, I think the general will. Is not the general moved! Six Fool steal a beggars purse, was seen by blind, mute yell, the deaf startled hunchback to lame kick, wanted to pull him to the Public Security Bureau, Mazi said, look at my face. Seven The amount of the amount of bed and window wall, jumped into bed by the window, the amount of live wall bed, wall than Zhang Chuangchang, than window bed and long, long but window bed, bed and long wall, so the wall than the bed than the window and read it to the w