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笑话-说给女孩子听(国外英文资料) A butterfly broke its wings, but it flew away. Why?.................. Because its tough With a hand grenade, a day after dinner, clear his teeth, teeth suddenly found a thorn in the middle, it is hard to pull it out and it exploded......... One day, an eggplant was walking down the street. Suddenly a big sneeze came out. It rubbed his nose and said angrily, another mother is taking a picture of the group.! Who is most interested in fairy tales? Answer: Mermaid, because she wont * split... A German, French, and a Japanese are going to work in a mine. The boss was an American, and he said to the Germans, you are well built. You are in charge of coolies.. You said you were an engineer and you were responsible for mining, he told the frenchman. And to the Japanese, he said, youre very thin.. You are in charge of supplies (supply). Then, every week, they began to work. A few days later, the Germans and the French found the Japanese disappeared. After a long search, they decided to go back to work. When the Germans started work, Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted: Surprise!. Xiao Mings father said to Xiao Ming, if you are good today, your father will take you to the market and watch others eat sweets.. . A student in the United States to take a drivers license, the road signs ahead to turn left, he is not very sure, asked the examiner: turn left? answer: right so...... Hung -. Q: what places do users like to switch off? Answer: Ningbo asked: why? Answer: sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off...... . A frog. It jumped and danced and jumped into the well. A man looked like a telephone. He was beaten when he went out. A man loved to call. One day he hung up A man, walking, felt his feet very sour and looked down. He stepped on a lemon! There was a hedgehog, rowing a rubber kayak, rowing and drowning. . The 14 book of Jin Yong as a poem: the snow was badly shot at Monday, god man leaning Bi Yuan JK Rowlings seven book can also be a word: ha ha