笑话之小明滚出去系列全集(国外英语资料).doc

笑话之小明滚出去系列全集(国外英语资料) Joke Xiao Ming out of the series 1. Chinese class, the teacher: Xiaoming please if every drop of water can be represents a blessing, I send you a sea a key practice! Xiao Ming: if each flower represents a blessing, then I will send you a wreath! The whole class was in a flash!!! Teacher: roll, roll right away!!! 2. the teacher called Xiao Ming outside the classroom. Teacher: your homework is getting worse and worse. Whats wrong with it? Xiao Ming: teacher, wait for me to find out the reason, tell you in the afternoon? Teacher: all right! In the afternoon, the teacher called Xiao Ming outside the classroom. Teacher: did you find the reason? Xiao Ming: I found it. My grandfather said his homework was getting harder and harder and he couldnt help it. Teacher: get out of here! 3. after the exam, the teacher said, how are students, some do well, some of the poor test. Xiao Ming: its not because the invigilator is different. Teacher: get out of here! 4., the political teacher spent a whole lesson talking about the relationship between money and life. Before class, he arranged his homework and thought, what can you change if you have money? Xiao Ming in the corner cold hum a voice: if the money, I dont need to listen to your nonsense here.. Teacher: get out of here! 5. teacher: please use a word to prove that you cant find someones anger. Xiao Ming: son of a bitch, where are you? Teacher: pay attention to quality. Xiao Ming: turtle, where are you? Teacher: roll! 6. teacher: please explain the environmental and genetic factors! Xiao Ming: long like father is genetic factor, long like neighbor is environment factor.! Teacher: the old rule. Xiao Ming stood up in silence 7. the teacher asked Xiao Ming, standing outside the classroom, frosty Li Hua three: what do you exactly three in the classroom, I confess. Xiaoming: Jiangshan jiyangwenzi, dirt, dirt then 10000 hou. Teacher: say something!. Xiao Ming: fight landlords. Teacher: stand outside for a day.. 8.