周星驰经典台词及搞笑对白(国外英语资料).doc

周星驰经典台词及搞笑对白 Stephen Chows classic lines and funny dialogue 1, in fact, Im an actor. (King of comedy) 2, fly is Xiao Li flying knife, knife is Xiao Li flying knife. (made in China 007) 3, I took You (boast Westward Journey) 4, you go back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous. (Shaolin football) 5, I respect you as the surging water, in an unbroken line, like the flood of the Yellow River, a get out of hand. (deer) 6, can you be a little professional?! (King of comedy) 7, the chicken also has patriotic! (any) 8, Gu Yunchang chess today I see 007 ancient healing, A with a bullet. (made in China 007) 9, a total of three township two master not easy to teach 789 sub six The Four Books and the Five Classics was very bold, room ten, nine poor still raise 827 money six. Five cents four cents and a run of two minds (Tang Bohu scholar) 10, wife, come out to see the devil and god! (Westward Journey) 11, like a person needs a reason? Do you need it? Dont you need it? Do you need it? (Westward Journey) 12, people are human, his mother is born, the demon is a demon, his mothers life, as long as you have a good heart, is no longer a demon, is a freak? (Westward Journey) 13, your mothers name? (Westward Journey) 14, Wukong, you naughty again, how can you talk to Guanyin sister? (Westward Journey) 15, even a pair of underwear, a toilet paper, has its use. (made in China 007) 16, do you think you cant find yourself hiding here? No, such a good man like you no matter where, like fireflies in the night, so brilliant, so brilliant. Your blue eyes, rare hiss Hu zhazai, miraculous blade, and the cup Dry Martine, are deeply attracted me. Anyway, you are always the one and only I, graceful bearing pork prince. (made in China 007) 17 Da Vince: I found a part-time job and did research work at the central psychiatric hospital. Q: what research work? Da Vince Q A: being studied! (made in China 007) 18. I am the equal of beauty and wisdom, the embodiment of heroism and chivalry - Tang Bohu. (T