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qq个性签名（Qq personality signature） November 2010 third weeks, the classic creative signature updates, each sentence is very exciting, are the creative work of netizens. Life events to ridicule, ridicule, self deprecating tone interpretation of the latest events, funny humor lack of wisdom, while ray language you use to emerge in an endless stream. 1. seconds a card, card clear, five steps to a stop, put a shape. The second line of a couplet: one equivalent, a failure, Kaka off, speed really 2. print passbook shows that my account once had a lot of money. 3., some things do not talk, is a knot, talk about opening is a scar. 4., love has always been associated with onlookers 5. I do not despise you, I ignore you directly 6., the most serious topic between men is talking about their own woman 7., do not follow the elder brother, the elder brother will throw brick! 8. originally forever, just a misunderstanding 9. love yourself and love others. Please dont come out in the middle of the night. 10., a mans brain likes a womans heart, but her eyes love a womans appearance 11., the most contradictory place between lovers is to imagine each others future, but remember the other side of the past 12., we need an excuse to live, die, you need a general reason. 13., every mans life will be the problem, style problems. 14. take off strangers. Its a relationship. Were nothing. 15. a sad thing about life is that when you want to do anything, but only a knife. 16. God gave me wings, but I didnt fly, but I took them to stew soup, 17. into the bank, Miss, may I help you? Look at how much money I have in my account and change them all into Chinese cabbage.! Right away! 18. mum said, the food is expensive these days. The money is cheap. 19. Im jealous. And the sauce and the soy sauce. 20. because of the high prices this year, I finally made a tough decision to reduce the purse or reduce the meat 21. this morning to eat dumplings, bite down, a small piece of cabbage leaves, there are small