各系经典幽默（The classic humor of all departments）.docVIP

各系经典幽默（The classic humor of all departments） Many lies have to be retold. The truth is that if the relationship between two people cant stand the temptation of others, then there is no need to continue. Look at your face and feel that your parents werent serious when they were making you. Most fools are forced into fools by themselves, so they are called dumb. I dont need you to understand, just shut up. We should always learn to be bird-speakers, and we should always learn to be birds. If you are ten years younger I can say you are naive, but now I can only say that you are retarded. [monologue] I just stepped on giant shit. Originally, I wanted to live my life up and down. But now the biggest wish is to get married and stay at home. Then, the morning hug son to feed milk, in the afternoon massage to wipe the face, the evening learn to cook to cook the cooking. At the end of the night, in the quiet of the night, wrapped in a blanket, staring at the bright moon, the moon was in a daze. I would like to be a waste man, face to the sea, eat well. Dont think of your head as a piece of shit. The online online, the day always hangs busy, you busy your mother, from the beginning of busy, you how not busy dead you! If you have never been in love in a city, you will never know the city. If you want to leave a city, its best to start with the love that leaves you. There is a kind of animal that looks like a man. Life is a matter of chance. Then, live each other. Either you love me or leave me, dont bother me. My youth owes me ten million, so I wont leave it until I have paid it back. Even if your brows are covered with dust, you wont be able to let that person know that youve been waiting. What a ghastly stupid thing to have been a fool of education. There is usually only one way of thinking. Because of the person you miss, you wont miss you. I will say you are a leno. I praise you. [monologue] originally wanted to eat a mouthful of sorrow, only to have a mouthful of fat. You