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旅游笑话（Travel joke） The scenery is the most beautiful Somebody likes climbing very much. Once he went to Switzerland for a holiday and invited a local man as a guide to climb a high mountain. They through a dangerous place, the wizard said to him: be careful, sir, here is very dangerous, it is easy to fall off. But if you fall, dont forget to look right, where is the most beautiful scenery?. The use of chewing gum After the plane took off, an air hostess sent chewing gum to the passengers. Thats very kind of you. Whats this chewing gum for? Asked a gentleman who was flying for the first time. To keep your ears from buzzing.. When the plane landed, the gentleman said to the stewardess, this chewing gum really works.! Now, can you help me get him out of my ear? Traveling joke - no one was able to stay in a luxury hotel for a week because he was tired of tipping the waiter all day long. Then he heard someone knocking at the door. Sir, your telegram.. You just put it under the door.. No, sir.. Why not? Asked impatiently. Because, replied the waiter who was determined to tip, the telegram is on the plate.. A British tourist joke -- too late to regret the tourists around Norway, found the pocket just enough money to buy a ticket to go home. It took only two days to travel from Norway to England by ship, so he decided not to eat anything for two days by ship. On the first morning, he didnt go to breakfast. At lunch he still hid in his room. To the evening dinner, he was so hungry that he couldnt stand anymore. He thought, even if they throw me into the ocean after dinner, Ill eat too.. At dinner, he ate all the food that the waiter had in front of him, and prepared himself for a quarrel. Bring the bill.! He said. I dont have any bills. The waiter replied, on a ship, the cost of three meals a day is already included in the tickets.. Travel joke - the image language of two Americans traveling to spain. They come to a restaurant for dinner, but they dont know Spanish, and the w