幽默常用语（Humorous expressions）.docVIP

幽默常用语（Humorous expressions） 1. I know you have a bad life, I also feel at ease. 2. dont be nervous, Im not a nice guy...... 3. recently insomnia, waking up in 16 hours. 4. everyone says Im ugly, but Im just not beautiful. 5. I never bully bullying ~ ~ ~ I really do not know him before he was weaker than me... 6. a gentleman is nothing but a patient wolf. 7., I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?! 8. why dont you find a quiet place to count your brain cells? 9. hands with kitchen knives, cutting wires, all the way sparks, lightning. 10. there are only three days in life. Those who live in yesterday are confused; those who live in tomorrow wait for them; those who live today are the most dependable. 11. the road to success is always under construction. 12., I really want to make money my hobby. 13., I have loved the boy, with the most handsome figure in the world. 14. Germany is the only woman, I must be too wicked. The 15. mark of the immature man is the ideal heroic sacrifice, the mark of a mature man can live in the ideal base * * * *. 16., long life road, always wrong step. 17., I want the whole world to know that I am low key. 18. I want a careless and you said of a couple. 19. true warriors, dare to face your face without makeup. 20., wearing a stall goods, pedal Wenzhou shoes, the whole body up and down, not more than 200 yuan, only the hands of the bag is considered a senior leather bag, because its English name is called Gaojipibao. 21., unable to extricate themselves, in addition to teeth and love. 22., do not easily say love to others, do not stubbornly open the door to others, but also joking away. 23. most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves. 24. people do good things, always want to let ghosts know, do some evil things, always think ghosts and gods do not know, we let ghosts and gods too difficult. 25., when I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that th