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超搞笑的口误（Super funny tongue） Super funny tongue 1., one time my classmate asked me what another classmate was in the hospital. I didnt remember it clearly and felt like internal medicine It was like an acupuncture department, and it turned out that she was guilty. 2., a boy to see uncle: buy uncle, two dishes! Uncle: this child, so big talk, even people will not say.! 3. when I go to school special group secretary can not speak, when I joined the league only me and another girl (which belongs to the miserable bear To see that kind of) our party secretary presided over the time without hesitation, said: today is the two students happy day, the rest of the students all. Body - _ laugh - 0 after a semester and when the man presided over another classmate of the League said XXX welcome ceremony Students join us in this mysterious organization...... 4., I have a very shy male classmate, go to the cafeteria to have breakfast, the guy in the window asks him: whats the point? he is low Head says: I want.... I want。。 A steamed stuffed bun and a steamed stuffed bun. The guy stared at him for a long time and said, what do you want? Say again, I want a steamed stuffed bun and a steamed stuffed bun....... Oh, no! A bun and a loaf of bread! Man! FAINT! 5., when I was in college, a classmate and I argued about the problem, and for a while we were in the wind Im not stupid! 6., I went to a blind date to come back, we ask him how, buddy said: this girl is really rough.. At noon, rice, 2 The individual entered a beef Ramen hall, and the girl shouted to the master, Hey, pull the 2 bowl! said the chef, do you eat? ? Eat and Ill pull. My buddy quickly said: 1 bowls, you pull 1 bowls on the line.. It was said that everyone in the restaurant roared with laughter 7. I have a sister introduced me to a song called the girl, she said. my heart surprised, took a look at CD It is the prayer of a maiden...... 8. primary school teachers before the public class comfort our nervous mood, said: we do