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非常搞笑（Very funny） A man was walking on the road when a beautiful woman came up behind him and greeted him: hello! The man had never seen this woman before and didnt know what to say. Just then, the woman has been aware of having mistook one for another, hurriedly apology, said: Im sorry, I just saw your back, I also think you are a father of the group of children! The wife came home today and said quietly, Im pregnant. My husband was a little overexcited and said, Im fucking, youre pregnant?! My wife replied, you dont have to talk about the process. My husband plays CARDS every day, often at night. The wife was very angry and said, if you do that again, Ill take the man home for the night. Husband: whatever! But you must be careful not to pull my friends. 4, wedding night, watching the bride groom of the county, could not help but shout: so beautiful baby, you every line is so perfect, should I ask for a sculptor, you carved down. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Groom: who? I am the sculptor who lives next door to you, said the door. 1. In the fourth grade of primary school, students saved small change to donate to the disaster area. A teacher asked us how much we had saved in class. Xiao Ming said. I saved five yuan. Xiao liang said: I have saved ten yuan. Finally to me, I said: I am not nine hundred! Student: whos happier with a millionaire with a million possessions and a poor man with seven children? Teacher: a poor man with seven children. Student: why? Teacher: because he doesnt want to have more. I hate school, but I still have to stay at school until Im sixteen, he said to the teacher. The teacher replied, I know how you feel. But I still have to stay at school until Im sixty. 4. The teacher assigns the homework to the following words: number, live, red, hand, newspaper A doctors child wrote on his homework: registration, hospitalization, red envelope, surgery, newspaper One child had a fever, and his father took him to see the doctor. The doctor pres