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自编笑话集（Self-made jokes） 1. During the class, the teacher came in with a bag, took out the textbook and started the lecture, because he forgot to pull the bag on the zipper, and the book came down. Next to the xiaoming see, raise a hand to stand up to the teacher: teacher, your zipper did not pull! The teacher looked down immediately and saw that the zipper was pulled, first a joy and then anger: it was pulled! Xiaoming is big smile: teacher, I say is your bag! Then the room burst into laughter. At that time, the teachers face turned green! When the test scores were announced in March, the teacher called out with a zero-point test paper, whose test paper did not write the name? Xiao Ming stood up slowly: the teacher is mine! The teacher angry way: that why not write a name, be afraid of the test zero disgraceful? However, xiaoming was proud that he was learning lei feng and doing good deeds without a name! A was beaten by b, the a cried out: dont dozen face, the elder brothers also depend on the face to eat! B: then Im going to hit you! A shouted, dont you dont, you still have a face! B question: why? A way: face dozen be disabled, return can have plastic surgery again! B listen to the way: then I dozen remnants you below also can! A: no way! B but smile: how cant, dozen be disabled you can be transgender, anyway the woman also depend on the face to eat! Xiao Mings home is a chicken farm, so there are many eggs in the house, so his mother does it for him. Finally one day, xiao Ming cant stand it, he asked his mother, mom, why dont you eat chicken with eggs? Xiaomings mother said, the chicken has no eggs! During the Spring Festival, a man, after eating and drinking at large fish and meat, felt the shredded pork in his teeth and used toothpicks to remove it. But how to pick all the time cant get rid of, angry way: peacetime is good, how cant be picked up now? But then he said, its time for me to taste meat, all the year round. Today, I went to the canteen to eat, and I