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一篇在美国硅谷盛传笑话
一篇在美国硅谷盛传的笑话
A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth.
有个肉贩看到有只狗走进他的铺子里吃了一惊,肉贩把狗嘘走,可是没多久这只狗又跑回来,所以他探头看了一下这条狗才发现狗嘴里有张小纸条。
He takes the note and it reads Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please? The dog has money in its mouth, ! as well.
他拿起纸条,纸条上写着「麻烦给我 12 条香肠和一条羊腿,钱就放在狗嘴里。」
! The butcher looks inside and, low and behold, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes the money and puts the sau! sages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog’s mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it’s about closing time, he decid! es to shut the shop and follow the dog.
肉贩低头看了一下,哇!还真的有十块钱耶!所以他收了钱,把香肠和羊腿放入袋子里以后再放到狗嘴里。肉贩对这只狗实在太讶异了,想想又刚好快打烊了,他就决定收摊然后跟着这条狗看看。
So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to a level crossing; the dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and it walks acr! oss the road, with the butcher following him all t! he way.
BIG
他们沿着路走,来到十字路口的时候这条狗就把袋子放下,跳起来按了行人通行钮,再叼起袋子耐心地等绿灯亮起,再行通过这个路口,当然肉贩还是紧紧跟着它。
The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus. The dog then shows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers in the bus. The dog then sits near the driver’s seat looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then, without ! waiting for the bus to stop completely, it jumps out of the bus and ru ns to a house very close to the stop.
接下! 来这条狗来到公车站,开始盯着时刻表瞧。肉贩很震惊这条狗居然懂得举起左脚来拦车,然后搭上了这台公交车!肉贩跟着上了车,狗把绑在项圈上的车票秀给车掌看,看到这一幕,肉贩就像其它的乘客一样简直要晕倒了。狗狗接着坐在司机旁边看着窗外,当下一个站牌出现,它就站起来跑去车掌那儿摇尾巴示意他要下车了
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