搞笑 笑话（Funny jokes）.doc

搞笑 笑话（Funny jokes） Today you do [joy] As my friend not seen for a long time girlfriend cant hold it at night to go to the school to find her (not in the same school), hunger and thirst, they find a small forest fight, two people are in full swing, the school security patrol uncle caught security uncle with a flashlight shining on them, said three words you can guess, what are the three words out? Good bold? Shameless? No, I saw Uncle security to pull out: thunder! (via:. 100) I want to take revenge on society! How good life is enough revenge on society. (via @nagisa006) BF and I are showboat...... Today we are in the dining room a little awkward, he said to ignore me. I said: I want to cry! He said: you cry you cry ah! I dragged him started to cry: please let her children play! Come back! I beg you...... Under the watchful eyes of the people, BF Speechless, dumped two not away, turned to the sentence: who let you born a baby! I immediately took BF away from the scene...... (100.) A woman love him, he is a man. Two women love him, he is a lover. Three women love him, he is my lover. Four women love him, he is a lover with rmb. One thousand women love him, he is a hero. Ten thousand women love him, he is an idol. One hundred million women love him, but he is womens supplies. (via @ famous Hall) The girl said: Im pregnant. The man looked down to eat, said: I had a vasectomy. The girl froze for a moment: Im joking with you. The man raised his head and looked at her, said: I also drink slobber... (via @ true fans) Journey to the west: the background is not good, want to achieve with difficulty. A dream of Red Mansions: the background is not good, want to get married with difficulty. The Water Margin: the background is not good, wants to be difficult. The Three Kingdoms: the background is not good, want to have difficulty Mom said that upstairs neighbor bought a car, dad asked: automatic or manual? I think for a moment: may be manual, a front steering wheel. Dad... When w