屠户和律师（The butcher and the lawyer）.doc

屠户和律师（The butcher and the lawyer） The butcher and the lawyer - Once upon a time, there was a butcher a butcher. One day, a big dog the butcher, jumped on the table carrying away a piece of meat hanging on the hook on the butcher meat, know that this is nearby a lawyers dog, I went straight to the lawyer home. Mr. lawyer, I want to ask you one thing. A dog stole a big piece of meat from my shop. Can I sue the owner for the meat? Sure. The lawyers celebrity answered without hesitation. Thats good.. Your dog stole my meat, sir. This is a fine piece of meat for 3 pounds, you should pay me 6 francs. Lawyer look butcher one eye, words does not say, will pay the money. The butcher to get dizzy with success money, flew back home, a moment later, he received such a letter: Mr. butcher, you owe Mr John lawyers an ordinary case of consulting fees 15 francs for the whole. Within 3 days, otherwise, see in court. Laugh and hide the way: He laughs best who laughs last. In the competition, do not be complacent for the temporary success. In the long journey of life, anyone around you may catch up with you and even surpass you, and the winner will always be the last smiling man. The winner of the final will not be complacent by the achievement of the moment, nor will he be discouraged by the failure of the moment. - Nuns and priests - A priest was driving down the road and saw a nun on the road. He stopped and offered her a ride. When the nun got into the car, she raised her foot and let her lovely legs out of her robe. The vicar gave a glance and was so happy that he nearly made his car accident. After controlling the car, he surreptitiously moved his hand over his legs. Mother looked at him and said, father, remember Psalm 129? The priest blushed and apologized, and was forced to remove his hand. But his eyes did not leave her legs. After several gear shifts, his hand slid into the legs again. The nun said: father, remember Psalm 129? The priest apologized again: Im sorry, you kno