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超级搞笑的笑话（Super funny jokes） Super funny jokes 1, I am female, 23 years old. Recently, because of a little trouble, I always feel chest tightness, poor breathing, and the other no feeling. Mother worried, took me to see a doctor, the doctor said no problem, my mother does not worry, dragged me to see Chinese medicine. The doctor is an old man, look and smell, asked me: your chest is not the day obviously, the evening they have what feeling? I think back, and think so, and answer, yes.. My mother asked: how is this child? The great uncle of China dialed his glasses and looked up at me and said, the bra is small.! What the hell！ A house is covered with mouth laugh, sister messy! The words go home, change a bra, wear a vest, really breathe happily 3, I have a junior high school classmate, his brother in the * * school north, to the south, what season is cold, he also was used in the course of time. One summer night, he felt himself in half awaken between the flow of water nose, because sleep is very cool, too lazy to get out of bed sheet, then rub ah wipe, then pulled the quilt on the wall to wipe wipe, wipe to wipe, repeat repeat...... Slowly and again fell asleep On the second morning, he was ah! A scream woke up and didnt understand what was going on, XX said!! Xx!! You wake up!! Wake up!! He sat up and was dazed. He was trapped and thought, whats the matter?! The truth of the matter is: he is not actually runny nose, but the summer heat, nosebleeds........................ So when he dormitory students morning stumbled on the toilet, look up to see a scene like this: he across the bed, bed, bed nets are full of blood, a large red, the wall is a, there is a blood fingerprint, while his classmates face neck full of blood, lying motionless on the bed.............................. 4, the University, the entire dormitory is a large LAN, often with networking, playing CS. CS we all know, is the police of the game. People in the LAN can join in whatever they like. One exper