搞笑短剧本——推销（Funny short script - selling）.docVIP

搞笑短剧本——推销（Funny short script - selling） Zhang: (holding a box of skin care products on the market, first to the surrounding people selling, walking like Yangge), classmates, classmates, buy skin care products?! What do you think of this skin care products is good, ensure your skin tender saixishi Oh (at this time, hand to touch it to the audience) Uh, uh, handsome, handsome (waving handkerchief) Chen: (turned and looked blankly. Did you call me?) A: Wow, what a handsome lad! (Chen around the turn, turn the edge of said) the body, the rosy lips and pretty white teeth, lines, how a man fan ah, with a masculine feminine, oh, how can there be such a perfect man...... (stars in their eyes, do anthomaniac.) Chen: do you mean me? (looking up and down) aunt. Zhang: yes...... (reacting) what?! (pitch raise) aunt, I like this beautiful, gorgeous beauty, you dare to call me aunt, sister this year is 28!! What eye have you seen, aunt?!! (oppress Chen gradually shorten the body) Chen: big, big, big sister?! Eldest sister!! (nervous and stammer) Zhang: big sister?! My parents just one more time, what you so idiotic brother!! Chen: (hurriedly changed), MS (pause) Zhang: you, miss, all your family, miss!! (every time Chen shrinks.) Chen: (bitter face) then what do I call you? Zhang: (a charming face, twisting her handkerchief, sounds prettily) called me good girl...... Chen: (almost disgusting expression) aunt, girl Zhang: en! Chen: girl, what can I do for you? Zhang: handsome man, buy some skin care products (with products, face flattery) Chen: what skin care products do I use for a big man?! (ready to go) Zhang: (stop, dont let go) to praise you a few words, you are the proud! You have to go out without a mirror ah, like this also dare to go out, scared the flowers is a sin, okay!! Look at your face, your face is full of craters, when youre moon!! Eyes are not like eyes, nose is not like nose, crooked melon crack, jujube is longer than you tidy, okay?!! (action can be a chest or