101条经典幽默的计算机编程名言（101 classic humorous computer programming famous sayings）.doc

101条经典幽默的计算机编程名言（101 classic humorous computer programming famous sayings） 1. Computers are useless.. They will only tell you the answer. (Pablo Picasso, painter) 2, computer with bikini, save people a lot of fancy. (Sam Ewing, writer) 3, they have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.. (Jeanette Reno, former US Attorney General) 4, working with computers is cool, cool, here, theyre not angry, they remember everything, and they dont drink your beer.. (Paul Liri, guitar player) 5, if a car can catch up with the cycle of computer development, a Rolls-Royce today costs only $100, runs 1 million miles per gallon, has to explode every year, killing everyone inside.. (Robert, X., Cringely, technical writer) Computer intelligence 6 、 computers are always more and more intelligent. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (here, they), I mean the computer. I doubt that scientists will ever talk to us (Dave, Barry, humorist) 7, I have recently noticed that in common culture, the paranoia that makes computers intelligent and ultimately masters the world has almost disappeared.. As far as I know, this is almost the same as the release of MS-DOS. (Larry, DeLuca) 8. Does the computer think about this question as if the submarine could swim?. (Edsger, W., Dijkstra, Turing Award winner) 9, live one hundred years, but can only remember 30M bytes is ridiculous.. You know, this is less than a compact disk. The human condition is becoming increasingly degraded. (Marvin, Minsky, founder of artificial intelligence research) trust 10, the central computer of this city tells you? R2D2, you shouldnt trust a strange computer! (C3PO, translation robot in Star Wars) 11, never trust a computer that cant throw away a window. (Steve Wozniak, co founder of Apple) Translator: alluding to Microsofts wINDOWS operating system Hardware 12: Hardware: a part of a computer system that can be kicked. (Jeff, Pesis) Software 13. Today, most of the software is m