儿童篇- 笑话大全（Childrens articles - Jokes）.doc

儿童篇- 笑话大全（Childrens articles - Jokes） 21photo - Jokes Read the next page and return to the front page Do not understand English One of the students got poor grades. Before the exam, mother took him to Confucian Temple to ask for Confucius Woo. A few days later, my grades fell, and other grades were good. Only English failed. mum If you dont understand English, if you ask God for help, said mother, if she realized, no wonder, Confucius. Just fine. Say cry The son pointed to the book Ming and asked his father: Daddy, whats this word? Bird. The father answered affirmatively. Bird word how to have a mouth next to the word? Fool, can a bird without a mouth live? A bird with a mouth is a live bird, and a bird without a mouth is a bird Dead bird. The father explained. Father and son asked Lao Tzu asked his son, boy, how many years have you read the book and you know why the feet of the man go forward? Does growth not grow backward? The son replied: because not long after his eyes can not see the road, if the foot to the queen If you walk long, youll hit the wall Silly boy! The baseboard grows back and runs. The front man steps on the back man Baseboard, understand? A new scar The son does not know pa, ask the father. Father did not know, but in order not to lose face, looked carefully, and taught his son He said, I dont know. Read scar. The boy pointed to the newspaper entitled the literary history of a new flower -- the teacher Zhang asked his father: Dad, said teacher is a new flower, what do you mean? The father smiled and gently shaved his sons nose. Silly boy, what do you mean? Class Director is the representative work of scar literature, both scars, scars, just published, of course, is New scar! Ancistrodon acutus Father and son go hiking. Dad: be careful, theres a snake, it is called acutus by five steps Will die. Son: it bites, I only go four steps, and then no longer go.. Dad: ok! Clever boy, but youre so dangerous, its only one short from death Step. Son: what s