2011最给力、搞笑的 莫过于此（2011 the most awesome, funny world）.docVIP

2011最给力、搞笑的 莫过于此（2011 the most awesome, funny world） 2011 of the most awesome, funny world!!! Share 1. when sleeping at noon, the automatic response is set to what? As a result, one of the students chatted with him for a noon...... 2.. The ambulance in English was called ambulance. The Chinese pronunciation is: I cant die. I remember it all at once!.. 3. dont think I dont know your class text, who is going to his crotch. 4. not hateful mistress, but could not resist the temptation of the little tramp mistress. 5. flunked geography? Normal! Dont you know the way home? 6. failing math? Normal! Do you use the function of shopping in the street? 7. failed in English? Normal! We are all chinese. 8. failed in physics? Normal! Do you need air resistance to jump off a building? 9. political failure? Normal! 1 billion 300 million people in China. Is it your turn to be president? 10. failed in Chinese? Normal! Do you need to use rhetorical devices to call people names? 11., Lei Feng less, ray many people. Less service for the people, the service for the RMB more 12., Russia to Russian objects to call, his object connected. 13. eye exercises: (to _,) (arrow _ (arrow) - _ (-): _: (), _ - (arrow) _ (down) - _,) (_ down arrow) 14., this years college entrance examination papers required to fill in the exam number, and the result of a chicken move to write the QQ number. 15. too granny said, power cuts, put candles on, and watch TV..... 16., the teacher assigned more than 300 million words a year, papers linked up around the earth 3 laps, 9 consecutive years of global operations, leading the number of good results, of course, more popular. 17., I know you have tens of millions of dollars, lots of luxury cars, private luxury restaurants, modern farms. Since QQ lost, you have nothing, god horse is not 18. excuse me, sir. Whats the big finale? 19., mom no longer worry about my study, so easy! With a cigarette lighter and a textbook, where will not be the point?! 20. I picked up 10 do