超级搞笑笑话集1（Super funny joke 1）.docVIP

超级搞笑笑话集1（Super funny joke 1） 1. take the subway, a little girl behind me a wand to play, she took the wand at my back: I want your ugly! I listened, smiled, and turned around and heard a Scream: Mom!! Mom！ Magic. Two Noon...... Mom: is it cold? Me: not cold Mom: all right. Do the dishes! I:....... Evening Mom: is it cold? Me: cold Mom: OK, then put on a glove and do the dishes! 3. brother: Mom, I hung up a branch. Mom: (looks calm) which subject? Lets take a good test next time. Brother: gynecology...... (medical students are to learn the general) Mom: (rage, voice, HIGH, eight degrees) what?! Gynaecology！ You went to the Department of gynaecology! At home every day to see your mother, I and your sister two big living women, you actually can hang gynecological! This is not GC...... Believe me...... Me:...... (endless black lines...... Mom, when you two are living medical models or what? I added, ah, you do not often study with your classmates island love action movies how can hang the branch...... Then...... Here comes the bright spot...... Mom: thats right! On vacation, I peeked in the room every day! (I know Mom......) Then...... No, then...... . It is said that after hanging up the phone for a long time, messy...... 4. The famous American research agency PEW in the bust and the happiness index survey on 500 of the 30 - 40 year old couple survey showed that female bust A cup divorce rate was 37%, B cup bust divorce rate is 16.3%, C cup bust divorce rate is 4%, and female bust up to D cup divorce rate less than 1%. 5. how long have you been living together? Half a year you keep in mind, such things dont go around saying I know, I do not mention unfamiliar people that what do you think now. I will not casually together, I thought this matter, I feel all aspects of personality, family are more appropriate, and he is that can be entrusted to people thats good, for you to find a most important yes, their home is the doctors family, and my family almost conditions t