神经病院的故事 不许笑笑了就不准看了（The story of a nerve hospital is not allowed to smile, so it is forbidden to read）.doc

神经病院的故事 不许笑笑了就不准看了（The story of a nerve hospital is not allowed to smile, so it is forbidden to read） The nerve hospital story, must not smile, has not allowed to look at.Txt32, because loves, the wandering people can return to the homeland; because of love, the exhausted soul, can vitality. Hunger, love, like the stars, desire to shine, love, like the song of the century, to be sung for ever. 1. in a mental hospital, one day the sky suddenly began to rain, all the crazy with washbasin, soap, towels, rushed downstairs bath, only a neuropathy did not go down, looked at the balcony, the doctor secretly delighted, went up to her and said why dont you go down and wash them? Ill wait until the water gets hot and wash it again.! 2. neurology hospital, a doctor wants to know your patient rehabilitation to take pen, painting on the wall of a door, all of the patients said: who can open the door, I put out who at this time, all the crazy only a crazy rush on like a swarm of hornets, not to open the door. The doctor thought his cure secretly delighted, finally a little off, the doctor came and asked: why dont you open the door? Neuropathy glanced at the doctor said: Shhh, I have the key! 3., a nervous person lying on the bed singing, singing and singing, suddenly turned over and continued to sing, the doctor was puzzled, and asked him: why did you turn over? Are you stupid? A finished to sing B of?? 4. a plane flew over a mental hospital and saw the driver laughing. Why are you laughing so happy? asked the air hostess He said: they know I escaped, will be mad.... ha ha ha... 5. Xiaoming worked in a mental hospital. One day a patient holding a knife with end-to-end chasing him, Bob frighten turned and fled, has come to a dead end, he thought: the dead...... at this time, the patient suddenly opening, said: give you a knife, you catch me! 6. male mentally ill: I have something to tell you. Female psychotic: whats the matter? Male psychotic: (whispering) you must keep it a secre