经典小笑话30则（Classic little joke 30）.doc

经典小笑话30则（Classic little joke 30） I dont study computer (computer illiterate) 2012-12-25 A friend of mine is a real computer illiterate, impulsive, want to learn the computer, I borrow books on computers here. I start as he demonstrates a pass, his look of intense interest. I stood up for the book for him, he was staring at a computer screen all eyes see, there is a stain on the screen, then stretch out a hand to wipe, do not want to suddenly a black screen, (screen saver starts, I set the black screen) he was frightened, busy spread his hands and said to me: what I didnt move, I didnt move lightly swept his one eye and said: I know you did not move, or how it will be black he suspected irony, a voice rising eight degrees: really, I just saw a piece of dirty on the screen, you want to wipe clean. Dont touch it, bad, really didnt see, this not, here is a dirty, I want you to wipe the finger and he was looking for the spot on the screen, do not want to touch the mouse elbow, the screen shows the bright picture, he was shocked, very strange look Publisher: Admin browse: 4 [view full text] Results of spectacles without wearing glasses 2012-12-25 A mother hurried to the clinic and asked the doctor to come to the clinic. The doctor asked her, whats wrong with it? The mother replied, since her daughter has been in love, she does not wear glasses.. No, the honeymoon came back and finally had serious consequences...... The doctor interrupted her and said, myopia without glasses is not as bad as you think.. The mother said in a hurry, who says its not serious? She was so shortsighted that she couldnt even tell her. The man who came back with her was not the one with her on the honeymoon. Publisher: Admin browse: 0 [view full text] English is better than Confucian Temple Poor grades. Before the exam, my mother took him to Confucian Temple for the sage fold. A few days later. The result form came down and failed in english. The mother said, its no wonder, Kong. The master does n