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欠扁问答题44题----好笑!!(Ask question and answer 44 questions -- funny!!)
欠扁问答题44题----好笑!!(Ask question and answer 44 questions -- funny!!)
Ask question and answer 44 questions -- funny!!
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1. which street it never rains (no rain) Sesame Street English?
2. jasmine, sun flower, rose, which flower has no power? Jasmine, because: a beautiful (no power)
Jasmine
3.. Shangri-La. Hilton Hyatt, which one of the waitresses rude? Shangri-La, because Taiwanese: who asked you to come
4. who is the most water shortage? Jiang Hui, because Jiang Hui has a song: Im not drunk. Im not drunk. I dont have water. I dont have water or water.
The 5. brothers to Tsukasa? Taiwan to CTV to China as with Tsukasa (to China)
6. which is better, oxygen or carbon dioxide? Because oxygen (natural combustion) is beautiful
7. cool. Cool. Cool handsome handsome brother. Which one has the most weak body wife? Cool brother, because his wife called cool sister-in-law
8. what line does monkey hate most? Parallel lines, because there is no intersection (banana)
9. skin, laohupi lion skin which is the difference? Elephantiasis, because the eraser (elephantiasis difference)
10. fish into the sea will become what milkfish (wet fish)?
11. which artist tells the worst jokes? Cai Yilin, because Jolin is cold
12. wolves, tigers and lions who play the game must be eliminated, wolf, because: Peach Dragon (culling Wolf)
13.20 years old ~30 years old in the first few years will go crazy? 24 years old, because one (Shaw 24)
14. Confucius three disciple Zigong. Zilu. And the sub tour, which is not a person? Zi Lu, because a (Zi Lu MA)
15., cloth and paper afraid of what? Not afraid of 10000, I am afraid that in case (cloth afraid of ten thousand paper, afraid of the case)
16. a mosquito bites it [rat ox tiger rabbit dragon snake horse sheep monkey chicken], what is the name of this mosquito? (do not bite the dog dog pudding)
17. Unicorn flying to the North Pole will become what? Ice cream (Bing Qilin)
18. what ci
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