搞笑英文话剧剧本三打白骨精.doc

搞笑英文话剧剧本 Three?Times’?Beating?Monster 人物：T唐僧?S：孙悟空?E：猪八戒?J：沙僧 ?????B：白骨精?B1：B变成的村姑?B2：B变成的太婆 ?????B3：B变化成的老头?N：哪吒 T:?Emitofo,do?you?know?where?we?are?now? S:?Bajie,map! E:?(摸出，递给S) S:?Look,master?(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E） T:?Bajie!How?Many?times?I?have?told?you,?nof?to?bring?these?pictures?of? beautiful?girls?with?you! E:?Oh,master!Forgive?me(伸手拿回) T:?(缩手)I’ll?keep?it?for?you?until?we?reach?the?west E:?But…… T:?Emitofo,nothing?is?lust,lust?is?nothing!?Map? E:?(递)Here.Em……?we?have?arrived?in?White?Tiger?Mountain!Ah?I?can’t?walk?on?any?more!(坐)My?stomach?doesn’t?allow?So.? S:?Fat?Pig! E:?Monkey,if?you?dare?to?say?these?two?words?once?again,I?will?,I?will………. S:?You?will?what(凶相)? E:?(软禁)I?will?help?you?catch?fleas(跳蚤). S:?Hm! T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I?am?a?bit?hungry?Could?you?go?to?get?me?some?food? E:?You?see?,master?is?hungry,too! T:?Baijie!Don’t?forget?who?ate?my?last?meal! J:?But?master,if?a?monster?comes?while?brother?monkeg?is?away….. T:?Em…….It?is?a?problem.Wukong,do?you?have?any?idea? S:?No?problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看） E:?This?is…..? S:?Electric?net!I?have?learnt?the?energy?of?electricity?from?master’s ?books.?So?I?made?this.?No?monster?can?approach?you?if?you?stay?in?it! T:?Em……Wukong,?you?are?becoming?more?and?more?scientific!? Emitofo,?knowledge?is?power! S:?Bye!(走) T:?Let’s?play?cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B:?Hm!Hm!Electric?net?You?are?too?childish.(变成B1) B1:?(接近三人，望着)Can?I?join?you? T:?I’m?sorry,lady.?We?are?playing?Fighting?Against?Landlord?and?three?people?are?enough. B1:?(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!?Bomb! T:?Bomb?(打出) B1:?Double?King! T:?Oh….I?win!?Em……,Lady,you?are?a?master-hand.?Come?in?and?teachme!(准备开电网门) S:?(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1:?（倒)Ah…… T:?(气愤)Wukong!?Look?what?have?done!?She?is?my?teacher! S:?She?is?a?monster! T:?Nonsense!(深呼吸) S:?Oh,please?don’t…… T:It’s?too?late!(唱)Once?more……you?open?the?door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S:?Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头) T:?(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m?disappointed?with?you! B:?(真身出现)Hm!Sun?Wukong,?I’ll?teach?you?