《老友记》中英文剧本第八季第十集17.docVIP

810 The One With Monica’s Boots [Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters.] Monica: Hey! So what do you think? Chandler: New haircut? (Monica nods ‘No.’) Necklace? (No) Dress? (No) Boots? (Monica nods ‘Yes.’) Boots! Monica: Yes! Now, they’re a little more than I normally spend on boots…or rent (Shows him the receipt.) Chandler: Oh my God! Monica: I know. Chandler: I’m gonna miss being able to afford food. Monica: I’m sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, Oh, these are way too expensive for you. Chandler: She had a point. (Shows her the receipt.) Rachel: (entering) Hi! Monica: Hey. Rachel: Oh my God! (Notices the boots) Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing! Monica: They’re mine! Chandler: Yeah well, too bad we’re gonna have to return them. Rachel: Return them?! Shh! They’re gonna hear you! Monica: Honey, I’m not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but I’m going to wear them all the time. You’ll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it? Chandler: I have you. Monica: Nice try; I’m keeping the boots. Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach.] Ross: That’s right, I love you! And-and I’m gonna play with you all the time. Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that? Rachel: (pause) He’s talking to the baby. Phoebe: Ohh! Okay! Okay, cause when-when he said, I can’t wait to hear your first words, I thought, There’s a trick. Rachel: Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. I’ll see you later. Phoebe: Okay. Ross: Bye. Rachel: Bye. (She gets up to leave but is stopped by Joey) Joey: Oh hey Rach, listen—Hi! Rachel: Hi. Joey: Umm, can you do me a favor? I was talkin’ to my sister and she knows you work at Ralph Lauren… Rachel: No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothe