《老友记》中英文剧本第四季第十二集.docVIP

412 The One With The Embryos　 　　　 [Scene: Monica and Rachels, it’s 0-Dark:30, in other words it’s really, really early. Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun. Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound.]　　　 Rachel: What the hell is that?!! (to Monica) What the hell is that? Is that you? (Monica nods her head no, and Rachel realizes what is making that sound.) Ohhhhhhh! (storms over to Chandler and Joey’s with Monica in trail.) 　 Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.　 Rachel: (angrily) BACK OFF!!! (She starts banging on their door.) Get up! Get up! Get up! God damn it! Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!!　 (Chandler opens the door, finally.)　 Rachel: What is that noise?　 Chandler: You!　　　 Joey: It’s the chick! She’s…going through some changes.　　 Monica: What kind of changes?　 Chandler: Well the vet seems to think that’s she’s becoming a rooster. (The rooster crows.) We’re getting a second opinion.　　 OPENING CREDITS　 [Scene: Monica and Rachels, it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast. Rachel is returning from shopping.]　　 Phoebe: Hey!　　　 Ross: Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?　 Rachel: Well, I’ve been up since six. Thanks to somebody’s dumb-ass rooster.　 Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldn’t be living in an apartment.　 Rachel: Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around…　　　 Phoebe: All right. I’m gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if I’m ready to have Frank and Alice’s embryo transferred into my uterus.　　 Ross: Now, how will they know if you’re ready?　 Phoebe: Oh, they’re just gonna umm, look to see if my endometria layer is thick.　　 Chandler: Oh, I can uh, check that for ya.　　 Phoebe: