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615 The One That Could Have Been [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters.] Rachel: Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce! Monica: Oh my God! Phoebe: Wow! Joey: (To Ross) What is the matter with you?! Phoebe: No! Barry and Mindy. Joey: Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel) Who-who’s Barry and Mindy? Rachel: Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend. Joey: Ohh-oh, wasn’t he cheating on you with her? Rachel: Yeah, but that just means that he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me. Monica: Why did they get divorced? Rachel: Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isn’t that sad? (Giggles.) God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be? Ross: I know what you mean, I’ve always wondered how different my life would be if-if I’d never gotten divorced. Phoebe: Which time? Ross: The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadn’t realized she was a lesbian. Joey: (starts to imagine it) I can’t. I keep seeing it the good way. Ross: I’d bet I’d still be doing my kara-tay. (That’s karate, he’s just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from y’know, not doing anything else physical. Chandler: Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay. Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldn’t be dating me, that’s for sure. Chandler: Sure I would! All: (simultaneously) Oh yeah! Come on! Yeah right! Chandler: What, you guys really think that I’m that shallow? Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat. Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, there’s Carol again! Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? I’d probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my job’s fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I don’t have to wear a