每日一笑(带答案).ppt

64. ?Guide Dog?　　A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked (翘起) its leg, then urinated(尿) on his trousers. Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passerby who’d seen everything remarked, “That’s extremely tolerant (容忍) of you, especially after what he just did.”?　　“Not really,” came the reply. “I’m just finding out where his mouth is, so I can ________ him in the rear (屁股).”? 每日一笑 kick 65. ?Your Coat Is on Fire?　　The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to ________ fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.?　　The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted, “98, 99, 100. Your coat is on fire, sir!”? 每日一笑 count 66. Quick Cleanup Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother rushed around straightening up. She told my father and brother to clean the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect ( ) it, she was surprised that the once-messy bathroom had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtain, __________ Thank you not to look in the bathtub. 每日一笑 察看 reading 67. Granny was Glad. A teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. “Now, children,” said she, “ has any one of you ever made someone else glad?” “Please, teacher,” said a small boy, “I made my granny glad yesterday.” “Oh, good boy. Now tell us ________.” “I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, Im going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, Im glad!’ ” 每日一笑 how 68. Letting out the Secret?　　On his first visit to a produce (农产品) market, an inexperienced shopper saw a man at a vegetable stall (摊位) picking up each carton (包装盒), looking closely at it, turning it upside down an