英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王修改版.doc

5-9人剧本，短小搞笑 旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where are my ministers? 阿二 阿三: Honey, are coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? 二十一世纪最需要的是什么这句话要跟观众交三Talent! 人才！ 太子丹Great!Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 阿：After screening I have promising persons on hand. 阿三：I have one too! 太子丹What are they? 阿 JinKe. 阿三：Her name is LiMoChou， my lord! 太子丹I choose ? 阿二：Tomorrow let them PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?三：Yes. Action II （《十面埋伏》中刘德华金成武决斗时的音乐） 荆轲 Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁Yes. 荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁Are you challenging me? 荆轲 Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意 李莫愁Come on! 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 Look ，帅哥！ （李莫愁扭头，荆轲打到李莫愁） 荆轲大笑 李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why荆轲: We dont need any reason to win a person. Dont we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？） 李莫愁：Momma always said: Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what youre gonna get. I got it, Momma is right. 荆轲再次大笑 太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh m