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英语小笑话大全 1、He Won Tommy: How is your little brother Johnny Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window and he won. 他赢了 汤姆约翰尼你小弟弟好吗 约翰尼他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆真糟糕怎么回事儿 约翰尼我们做游戏看谁能把身子探出窗外最远他赢了。 2、I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked What happened A kid bit me replied Ivan. Would you recognize him if you saw him again asked his mother. Id know him any where said Ivan. I have his ear in my pocket. 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问“发生了什么事” “一个男孩咬了我一口”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗”妈妈