你若安好便是晴天霹雳方案策划.pptx

你若安好便是晴天霹雳If you well is a bolt from the blue 编剧： 刘彦会 翻译： 陶晓炜 王可云 黄刚凤 PPT制作：张顺芳 前言 人生没有最倒霉，只有更倒霉。倒霉的定义就是如果操场上有一千个人，一只鸟飞过，拉了一坨屎，这坨屎绝对都是掉在倒霉女的头上。而李猜就是这样的一个倒霉女。从小到大，摔倒，掉钱包，被男朋友甩这些都是家常便饭了。如果不是她坚强，她早就选择狗带了。她的人生，就是一部悲惨世界。 You are not the most unfortunate individuals in the word,but almost more unlucky than others.The define of unfortunate is that If there are one thousand person on the playground, a bird flew over, pulled a piece of shit then it is absolutely fell on the hapless girl’s head.  LIcai is the hapless girl.From many years,she always fell down, loss wallets,and be abandoned with her boyfriend.Her life,is a tragic world. 第一幕 二十八年后又是一条好汉 李猜：唉呀妈呀，唉，腿没断，这次的摔跤还算好的了。（走路摔倒了。） LIcai: Oh shit,lucky,my legs are ok. 售货员：一共10元。 Salesman: 10 yuan 李猜：钱呢？我的钱呢？我明明记得带了钱包的啊！肯定又是丢了。唉不 买了，回去找肯定也找不到了，我丢了钱从来没有找回来过。 LIcai: Money? My money? I remember that I had brought my wallet. I must have lost it so I don’t buy it. I couldnt find it. I lost my money and never found it. （准备跳楼，顺便给闺蜜说遗言。Ready to jump off the building and calling to her close friend that she leave her last words） 李猜：这日子没法过了，天天倒霉。黑黑，我已经没有活下去的动力了。 Licai:There is nothing deserved to do. I want to die  巴扎黑：说吧！你到底遇见什么事了。 Bazheahei: what’s matter? 李猜：我被甩了，数一数，这是第八次了。 LIcai: I was abandoned.it is the eighth times. 巴扎黑：你前面不都被甩七次了么？不是应该习惯了么？这次怎么就想不开了啊？ Bazheahei: you must accustomed it.why? 李猜：这次不一样，他劈腿把我甩了就算了，关键他劈腿的对象还是一个男的。我现在是连男的都比不上了么？ LIcai:This timeis different, he abandoned me and fall in love with a man. I can not compared with amen. 巴扎黑：什么？男的！看来我真的得带你见见我的师傅了。我师傅上知天文，下晓地理。古今中外，无人能及。 Bazheahei:It seems that I really have to take you to meet my teacher. My teacher knows everything in the world. 李猜：切~别说得那么神乎其神，不就是一个江湖骗子么！我已经失去活下去的动力了，别劝我，让我狗带吧！等我二十八年，我一定又是一条好汉。 LIcai : you dont make so miraculous, is not a charlatan?! I have lost the energy to live .dont hinder me. After28 years later, I will be a hero.  巴扎黑：别这样，相信我，我一定让我师傅给你改运，死马当