葬礼上的死亡 台词.doc

葬礼上的死亡death at a funeral Would you like to see before, you know……. Yeah. Brian, who is this? You know, I asked myself the same thing when my dad passed. I said,”who is this man?” No, no, brian. Who is this in the coffin? Because that is not my father. Are you sure？ Are you asking me if I’m sure I know what my father looks like? No, people make mistakes in a time of grief, Aaron? Look at the damn body, man. Oh, shit. You got jackie chan in there! Okay, listen…… Come on, brian. You know what my father looks like. We are very scattered today. This type of thing almost never happens. Almost never happens? I said that loud? It’s not burger king. You can’t just mess up my order. Please, just calm down. I think I know where he is. You think? If my dad is not in this coffin in one hour, then you have to take his place. You got it? Don’t worry. I’ll get him back. I promise that. He’s in one of two places. I think it is the second place. Listen, okey, guys? Let’s pack this up. Close this. Let’s go, let’s get out of there. Wait a minute, before we move… okey. Did I give you my key? No. they in the car. I left the damn keys in the car. Let’s go, guys. I think it’s on. If you are so antsy about being here, why’d you come out in the first place? You know why. I hate funerals. All about death, death,death. I don’t think funerals are designed for anybody to like, Norman. I supposed. I don’t want a regular funeral when it is my time to go, you know. I want my life celebrated. Like anna nicole smith, somebody big and powerful. I want mine to be the saddest day ever. Stock market should crash, factories shut down, girls crying in the streets.that kind of thing. An eclipse would be nice. Come on. What? You still smoking after all of those warnings and stuff out there? No, narman, stop, all right. You used to smoke. We used to smoke together. I used to piss my pants and then I stopped.I got my own problems to worry about without worrying about your damn smoking. Come on, norman. What