英语口语：我发誓,这是我哭过最蠢的一次!131.docVIP

美联英语提供：我发誓，这是我哭过最蠢的一次！ 两分钟做个小测试，看看你的英语水平 /test/waijiao.aspx?tid=16-73675-0 通通都怪荷尔蒙！ 1. Was driving alone when I suddenly thought of the time my husband kissed my hand when he thought I was sleeping, and I started crying hysterically. I blame my period. 当时正一个人开着车，突然就想起有一次我老公以为我睡着了，偷偷亲了我的手，想到这我就歇斯底里的哭起来了。 都怪大姨妈。 热评: If I had read this 4 days ago Id be crying. 如果我是四天前看到你的回复，我也会哭的。 Tips： 1）hysterically歇斯底里地 2）period这个词本身有周期的意思，所以常常用来指女性生理期，跟我们平常说“大姨妈”的意思差不多，而“月经”这种比较正式的说法就相当于menstrual cycle／period 2. I was on my period and couldnt open the jar of pasta sauce. 我当时大姨妈来了，因为打不开一罐意面酱料哭了。 热评： I cried reading that... Sorry for your loss. 我读着读着你的回复就哭了，替你感到难过。 3. My currently pregnant girlfriend cried a couple of weeks ago?because I brought home the wrong kind of ice cream. Not like full on bawling, but definitely an awkward silence followed by gentle streams of tears. 我女朋友，现在正怀孕呐，前几周因为我给她买了错的口味的冰淇淋回家，哭了。 也不是大吵大闹那样子的哭，但当时空气突然安静，尴尬的不行，她默默的流了两行眼泪。 热评： Im curious what the girlfriend wanted vs what she got. 想知道你女朋友到底想吃啥口味以及，你给她买了啥口味的。（热评观众们真是幸灾乐祸呢…… 4. Im 8 months pregnant and I cried yesterday because I didnt want to vacuum the floor. Nobody was making me vacuum. I just had this desire to do it, but I didnt actually want to do it. 我现在怀孕八个月了，昨天哭了一场，因为我不想给地板吸尘。也没有谁逼着我给地板吸尘。但我就是突然有想给地板吸尘的冲动。但我内心又不是很想给地板吸尘。 5. I was pregnant and I saw a picture of a duck alone in a pond. 我怀孕的时候，看到池塘里一只孤单的鸭子，我哭了。 热评： When my wife was pregnant she would cry at anything. One time she yelled?because there was a spider and told me to kill it, she then cried for the spider.... hormones are weird. 我老婆怀孕的时候，啥都能让她哭。有一次她看到一只蜘蛛，然后大叫，让我去把蜘蛛打死，之后她又因为蜘蛛死了，就哭了……荷尔蒙这东西是真奇怪。 虽然蠢蠢的，但是英语君也心疼你们 1．I accidentally knocked over my bottle of 5 Hour Energy and burst into tears because I had a job I hated so much that that was the only thing I had to look forward to. 我不小心把我的5小时能量饮料（加强版红牛）打翻了，然后眼泪哗啦啦的就喷洒出来了。因为我恨透了我当时的工作，5小时能量是我当时唯一抱有期待的东西了。 热评： Thats actually really sad. 这个是真的很难过啦。 2. When I was about 7 years old there was this c