六人行第一季台词.doc

六人行1-01The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Monica: Theres nothing to tell! Hes just some guy I work with!Joey: Cmon, youre going out with the guy! Theres gotta be something wrong with him!Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump（驼背）? A hump and a hairpiece（假发）?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused（迷惑不解的，茫然的）.)Phoebe: Just, cause, I dont want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. Its just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright, so Im back in high school, Im standing in the middle of the cafeteria（自助餐厅）, and I realize I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize theres a phone... there.Joey: Instead of...?Chandler: Thats right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I dont know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.?Monica: And they werent looking at you before?!Chandler: Finally, I figure Id better answer it, and it turns out its my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! [Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine（肠）,and pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...Chandler: Cookie?Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.?Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck（拔除，摘除）at the air just in front of Ross.)Ross: No, no dont! Stop cleansing my aura（氛围，特殊气氛）! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?Phoebe: Fine! Be murky（好吧～继续阴沉吧～）!Ross: Ill be fine, alright? Really, everyo