六人英语搞笑剧本-孔雀东南飞.docxVIP

PAGE \* MERGEFORMAT2 六人英语搞笑剧本 孔雀东南飞Wander severy five miles 焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’s mother (JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson (MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC)  (Johnny（焦仲卿）作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) Johnny（焦仲卿）:Everybody says that I’m henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wifeis Wu Song. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆, Johnny（焦仲卿）接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not