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Contents New Years Resolutions JANUARY An Exceptionally Bad Start FEBRUARY Valentines Day Massacre MARCH Severe Birthday-Related Thirties Panic 第 1 页 共 145 页 / 原版英语阅读网 APRIL Inner Poise MAY Mother-To-Be JUNE Hah! Boyfriend JULY Huh AUGUST Disintegration SEPTEMBER Up The Firemans Pole OCTOBER Date With Darcy NOVEMBERA Criminal in the Family DECEMBER Oh, Christ New Years Resolutions I WILL NOT Drink more than fourteen alcohol units a week. Smoke. Waste money on: pasta-makers, ice-cream machines or other culinary devices which will never use; books by unreadable literary authors to put impressively on shelves; exotic underwear, since pointless as have no boyfriend. Behave sluttishly around the house, but instead imagine others are watching. Spend more than earn. Allow in-tray to rage out of control. Fall for any of following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomaniacs, chauvinists, emotional fuckwits or freeloaders, perverts. Get annoyed with Mum, Una Alconbury or Perpetua. 第 2 页 共 145 页 / 原版英语阅读网 Get upset over men, but instead be poised and cool ice-queen. Have crushes on men, but instead form relationships based on mature assessment of character. Bitch about anyone behind their backs, but be positive about everyone. Obsess about Daniel Cleaver as pathetic to have a crush on boss in manner of Miss Moneypenny or similar. Sulk about having no boyfriend, but develop inner poise and authority and sense of self as woman of substance, complete without boyfriend, as best way to

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