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[标签:标题] 篇一：奥斯卡王尔德的毒舌语录 Poison Sharp Sayings from Oscar Wild 奥斯卡·王尔德的毒舌语录 Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. 要原谅你的敌人，没有什么事比这更让他们抓狂的了。 I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there. 我不想去天堂，我的朋友都不在那里。 Hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing to do. 努力不过是无事可做的人的避难所。 Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. 只有无聊的人才会把早餐吃出花样来。 Only the shallow know themselves. 只有浅薄的人才了解自己。 Bad artists always admire each other’s work. 糟糕的画家总是欣赏彼此的作品。 An excellent man, he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him. 一个优秀的人没有敌人，但他的朋友也没有一个喜欢他。 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. 借钱要向悲观主义者借，因为他们不会期待你还钱。 The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself. 对于建议，你所能做的，就是把它转送给别人，建议从来就不是给自己准备的。 Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. 时尚总是丑得难以容忍，所以每隔六个月我们都只好改一次。 When I was young, I used to think that money was the most important thing in life, now that I am old, I know it is. 我年轻时以为金钱是世界上最重要的东西，等到老了才知道，原来真的是这样。 America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. 美国是唯一一个直接从野蛮进入颓废、中间没有经过文明阶段的社会。 We Irish are too poetical to be poets; we are a nation of brilliant failures, but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. 我们爱尔兰人太诗意以致不能做诗人，我们的国家里充满了才华横溢的失败者，可我们是自希腊人以来最会说空话的民族 Death and vulgarity are the only two facts in the nineteenth century that one cannot explain away. Why was I born with such contemporaries? 死亡和庸俗是十九世纪仅有的无法用巧辩逃避的东西。为什么我会和这样一些人生活在同一时代。 The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. 公众惊人地宽容。他们可以原谅一切，除了天才。 Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. 每次人们赞同我的时候，我都觉得自己一定错了。 Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other. 人生就是一件蠢事追着另一件蠢事而来，而爱情则是两个蠢东西追来追去。 What is the chief cause of divorce? Marriage. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence