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Thank you so much!! * What I am going to talk about may be offensive to you. So if you feel sick about what I say, please follow your heart and throw me shoes , eggs ,bananas ,books and anything you want!!!! Difference When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. Men always want to be a womans first love - women like to be a man’s last romance.” A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears “Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on “Man loves little and often: Woman much and rarely Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last” The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. . An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” “I would rather trust a womans instinct than a mans reason “A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water” “No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he wont make you cry” “A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed “You dont love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her” There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly.  When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first na