史上最搞笑的英语笑话带翻译.docxVIP

史上最搞笑的英语笑话带翻译 篇一：英语幽默笑话带翻译 英语幽默笑话带翻译 1:A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill. I am afraid that he is dead.said the doctor, Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: Im not dead. Im still alive. Be quiet, said the wife. the doctor knows better than you! 医生懂得多 一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:我想他伤得很厉害.医生说:我怕他已经死了.听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:我没死,我还活着.妻子说:安静,医生比你懂得多. 2:You cant go without me The bus is very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him. Hey,let me get on