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愚人节英语搞笑对话 　　篇一：愚人节英语笑话 　　愚人节英语笑话 　　1. why are people tired on april fool’s day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) 　　答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军) 　　weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?) 　　答：when it’s raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ) 　　do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?) 　　答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 ) 　　question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?) 　　答：are you asleep? (你睡着了吗) 　　tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?) 　　答：weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣